For millennia, musical theater writers never dared to ask: If your mother sucks, can you kill her? Well... what if Gypsy Rose Lee (from Gypsy the Musical) met

Gypsy-Rose Blanchard (current true crime darling) dared to answer?!

Blanchards Turn: A Killer Gypsy Musical dives headfirst into the life of true crime darling turned social media influencer, Gypsy-Rose Blanchard.

Featuring a twisted reimagining of the original Gypsy score by Sondheim and Styne, this absolutely unhinged parody explores mommy issues, getting famous, and the grand American theater tradition of making musicals out of wildly inappropriate subject matter. Honestly, its probably too soon. But we figured ten years was tasteful enough.

After all, if she can make millions telling her story from reality TV and a memoir... why can't we make a cool $75 on this musical?

Its not like we killed her mom...